The Lancashire Hotpots - Shopmobility Scooter

xShopmobility Scooter – Lancashire Hotpots
CAPO 2nd Fret

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In 2004 I read a letter in the star
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It were about a German market in the town
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They were sellin fancy cheese an meat, an continental wine
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An the author of the letter had to frown

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Cause where’s he gonna park where’s he gonna park
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His shopmobility scooter Today X 2

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In 2005 I heard a tale in the pub
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Big frank were tekkin scooter down to shop
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Well half way there, he hit the kerb and battery went flat
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Now he’s stuck about ½ a mile from co-op.

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An where’s he gonna charge Where’s he gonna charge
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His shopmobility scooterrrr……. Tadaaayyyyy X 2

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In 2006 I had me eye on fairer sex
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I where tryin to impress this lovely lass called jean
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I got meself a rascal an painted lightning on the side
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Now I’m courting, an its thanks to mean machine

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But where am I gonna put jean where am I gonna put jean
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In me shopmobility scooterrrrr…. Tadaaayyyyyy X 2