Intro G - A Verse G - A Now it serves my evil purpose just to see her Though I know now what she says is untrue And the things she makes me count But, for the record, count me out ”honey harder baby!” that’s what she screamed Now she makes me wait beneath the cloud of darkness Like a lover in despair, I thank you For the things you made me see All through the madness You taught me well, forget your wedding bells F- E Ah, she’s so uncool Intro G - A G - A She’s the loneliness that hangs beneath your cradle Though you know that what I say it ain’t true Well the gift I gave today don’t really matter It’s the clothes she wears, And the way she swears F - E Ah, she’s so uncool Ah, she’s so uncool Ah, she’s so uncool