Key of A Major Chords: Asus2 x02200 A/G 3x2200 C 032010 D x00232 E 022100 D/F# 200230 FM7 003210 G 320003 F x03211 E7 020100 Dsus2 x00230 D7 x00212 B7 X21202 Bsus2 XX4422 Most of the time I substitute Asus2 for A(X02220), and Bsus2 for B(X24442). Feel free to use A and B instead of the sus2 versions. [Verse 1] [Asus2]I am he as [A/G]you are he as [C]you are me and [D]we are [E]all together[Asus2] [A/G] [C]See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how [D]they fly I'm [Asus2]crying [Asus2]Sitting on A corn flake[A/G] [D/F#] [Fm7]waiting for the [G]van to come[Asus2] [A/G] [F]Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday, man [Bsus2]you been a naughty boy you let your face grow long. [Chorus] I am the [C]egg man (oooh) they are the [D]egg man (oooh) I am the [E]Walrus Goo goo g' joob [Verse 2] [Asus2]Mister city [A/G]police man sitting [C]pretty little [D]police men [E]in A row [Asus2] [A/G] [C]See how they fly like Lucy in the sky see how [D]they run I'm [Asus2]crying I'm [Dsus2]cry ing I'm [Asus2]crying I'm [E]cry [D]ing[D7] [Asus2]Yellow matter custard[A/G] [D/F#] [Fm7]dripping from A [G]dead dogs eye[Asus2] [A/G] [F]Crab a locker fish wife pornographic priestess boy [Bsus2]you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down [Chorus] I am the [C]egg man (oooh) they are the [D]egg man (oooh) I am the [E]Walrus Goo goo g' joob [Interlude] [Bsus2] [Asus2] [G] [F] [E] [Bridge] [Bsus2]Sitting in an [Asus2]English gar[G]den waiting [F]for the sun[E] [F]If the sun don't come, [B7]you get a tan from standing in the English rain. [Chorus] I am the [C]egg man, They are the [D]egg men[D7] I am the [E]Walrus, Goo goo g'joob g'goo [D] goo g'joob [Verse 3] [Asus2]Expert texpert [A/G]choking smokers, [C]don't you think the [D]joker [E]laughs at you?[Asus2] [A/G] [C]See how they smile, like pigs in a sty, see how [D]they hide I'm [Asus2]crying [Asus2]Semolina pilchards[A/G] [D/F#] [Fm7]Climbing up the [G]Eiffel Tow[Asus2]er [A/G] [F]Elementary penguin singing Ha re Krish na. Man[Bsus2], you should have seen them kicking Edger Allan Poe. [Chorus] I am the [C]egg man, (oooh) they are the [D]egg men (oooh) I am the [E]Walrus, Goo goo g'joob g'goo [D] goo g'joob [C]Googoo G'goo G'goo goo G'joob [Bsus2]joob [Outro] [Asus2] [G] [F] [E7] . . . Repeat & Fade . . . .