Chords: F#m,A,D,E,C Intro: F#m E D A I came down to the breakfast table, felt like I could die F#m E D E Tried so hard but wasn't able to look you in the eye F#m E D A For I am feeling so much shame, yes I have brought disgrace F#m E D E Can tell I've soiled my good name by the look upon your face A E D E Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it A E D E No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it A E D E Dry your eyes, don't be so sad, D E C If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad A E D E I didn't hear you enter, no I didn't hear the door A E D E With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor A E D E Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise A E D E E Like blood and guts, starving kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes A E D E Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it A E D E No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it A E D E Dry your eyes, don't be so sad, D E C But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been had A E D E The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish A E D E so I said "could you close the door, I really want to finish" A E D E Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand A E D D If you never want to hug again or even shake my hand A E D E Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it A E D E No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it A E D E Dry your eyes, don't be so sad A E D E Just because it was your bed- it's not that bad A E D E When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty A E D A So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing thirty A E D E But you can't tell me dad, that you never had a whack A E D E At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack A E D E Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it A E D E No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it A E D E Dry your eyes, don't be so sad D E C But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been- D E C Just because it was your bed- it's not that- D E C Daddy, daddy please forgive me, and talk to me dad
