To play with the album version, tune your guitar down about 1/4 step (1/2 fret). [Intro] N.C. Apples, I'm home N.C. Gonna grab a f*ck N.C. (Maybe play some hockey) [Verse 1] G A7 My mouth is a liar (Beware) G A7 My feet are on fire (Who cares) G A7 I've never been shy-er (I'm not scared) D G If everyone's bumping around [Verse 2] A7 Because G A7 Knowers know to know and G A7 Goers go to go and G A7 Show-ers show to show and D G No one's gonna ask your name [Verse 2] A7 G A7 When you fade into forever G A7 How can anyone say maybe maybe G A7 How can anyone say right or wrong (I love you) D G And then tell you you're OK [Bridge] N.C. Oh I loved the ground once N.C. And I kept my fingers warm N.C. Everything was true N.C. Everything was true [Verse 3] A7 When your G A7 Penis fell apart and G A7 No one had a heart and G A7 No one had a chart to D G Show you the right way [Verse 4] A7 You G A7 Had to be a creature G A7 Without specific features G A7 There were no teachers D G To tell you what to say (Rip out your guts) [Outro] e--------------------------------------2-| B-----------2-----------2-----------2--3-| G-----------0-----------0-----------0--2-| D-----0---0-------0---0-------0---0----0-| A---2---2-------2---2-------2---2--------| E-3-----------3-----------3--------------|