Title: Underground Kimya Dawson tabbed by Sara Very very simple, which is part of the reason Kimya is so wonderful. This is all by ear, feel free to augment at will. C G My head is pounding, I can't stop the pounding Am F I think it is going to explode C G And kill everybody who's in close proximity Am F to the place I call my home C G And they'll make a moving made for tv movie Am F For lifetime all about my life C G That ends with an epitaph, one that will make you laugh Am F That says "great mom, okay wife" C G And it'll be funny to the people who know me Am F Who know if my body's not burned C G My soul will spend an eternity in misery Am F Tethered and bound to this earth C G So I'm not a dick or a stick in the mud Am F Always ruining things for my friends C G I mustn't forget when I see the sun set Am F That tomorrow it will rise again Chorus C G Am F So I tattoo instructions on my ass C G Am F That say don't ever put this body in a casket C G Am F Burn and put the ashes in a basket C G Am F And throw it in the Puget sound C G Am F I don't ever want to be underground C G Am F Oh no, Oh no C G Am F x3 Verse 2 C G Am F I'm wearing size thirteen basketball shoes C G Am F And lavender fishnets, I'm freaked out and fucked up C G Am F And I'm standing alone in an alley with you C G Am F Wanting to show you a cure for your hiccups C G Am F But instead I close my eyes C G Am F The needles are numbered so I'm writing you letters C G Am F And I cannot disguise C G Am F The fact that I'm nervous when we are together C G Am F And so I fantasize C G Am F That the nights'll get shorter and the days will get better C G Am F I feel a kick inside, inside C G Am F If this is a girl, I'm naming her heather C G Am F She'll look just like you, but her hair will be feathered C G Am F (hold F) She'll say how you died before you ever met her C G Am F Her hair will be feathered C G My head is pounding, I can't stop the pounding Am F I think it is going to explode C G There are plus and minuses to sinusitis Am F Like sometimes I get to go home C G But mostly it hurts so bad I think I'm dying Am F I just blew my nose and now I feel like crying C G And the dreams I have are all of my past lives Am F And the seizures would paralyse me in the night C G And I'd wake up clutching my teddy bear tight Am F And I'm drooling and trying to turn on the light C G All I can do is hold fast and sit tight Am F But what if they forget? cause you know they just might Chorus C G Am F So I tattoo instructions on my ass C G Am F That say don't ever put this body in a casket C G Am F Burn and put the ashes in a basket C G Am F And throw it in the Puget sound C G Am F I don't ever want to be underground C G Am F Oh no, Oh no C G Am F x3 F strum Bb