...I LIKE CHINESE... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro: (Spoken)
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The world today seems absolutely crackers,
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With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
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There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger;
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It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why...
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I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they only come up to your knees.
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Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
Verse 2:
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I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
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There's nine hundred million of them in the world today;
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You'd better learn to like them, that what's I say!
Chorus 1:
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I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they come from a long way overseas.
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But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please.
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I like Chinese food; the waiters, never are rude.
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Think of the many things, they've done to impress;
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There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
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So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees.
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Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Yin and Yang-ese.
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I like Chinese thought, the wisdom that Confucius taught.
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If Darwin is anything to shout about;
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The Chinese will sur-vive us all, with-out any doubt.
Chorus 3:
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I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they only come up to your knees.
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Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
Chorus 4:
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I like Chinese, I like Chinese; their food is guaranteed to please.
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A fourteen, a seven, a nine and ly-chees.
Chorus 5:
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So I like Chinese, I like Chinese; I like their tiny little trees.
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Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Yin and Yang-ese.
Chorus 6:
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I like Chinese, I like Chinese...
(Fade)
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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 ([email protected])
