[Intro:]
(that's how you count: 1.3. 123.4.)
B | B | C#m | E F# | B-- F# |.
B C#m
I sit down at my computer to see
E F# B F#
what you have done so far today
B C#m
it's just nice to see reality
E F# B
It's just a cool family
C#m E F#
Being good to each other
[Prechorus:]
G#m E
I'm so tired of terrible people
G#m E F#
Being admired for being terrible people
B
but your beard is awesome
C#m7
and your kids are awesome
Eb7 E F#
and your wife is hotter than expected, and awesome!
[Chorus:]
B E B E
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh,
B E B E
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!
You've become an adjective of you own
that means something between extra large and awesome
"Dude, check out this Shay-stuffed pretzel, Whoa!"
I'm so tired of terrible people
Being admired for being terrible people
you a regular guy
but you try
to be something we all can be
[Chorus]
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh!
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!
[Outro]
B | Em | B | Em | B | Em | B |
