G Can you blow your own nose? C Can you tie your own shoe? D G If you had velcro ones would you even know what to do? G When you make a doodie - C Is it in your pants? D -or trousers as they said in the day? D -are you mad 'cause your grandson is gay? D -is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray? G C when you clear your throat is it really disgusting? D Does it go on for miles and hours?? C you're gonna die soon! D you're gonna die soon! G C its not cold in here, your just dieing! C you're gonna die soon! D you're gonna die soon! G C D you in the back, you are dying -Soon! C you're gonna die soon! D you're gonna die soon! G C we're all gonna die, but not as soon as you guys! C you're gonna die! D you're gonna die! G you're dieing!