...SNOOKER LOOPY... by Chas & Dave
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*Released 1986*
Intro:
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Chorus 1:
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me.
G C D7 G
We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
G C
Pot the reds then, screw back,
D7 G
For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py.
Verse 1:
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Now ol' Milo, as we all know's, got loadsa dappa suits.
D7 G
London bred and he keeps his head 'though he's got Italian roots.
A E A
E-motional, but he keeps his cool, 'till he reaches the finals.
Bm F# Bm D
And whether he wins, or whether he don't, "I always bite me eye-balls".
Verse 2:
G D7 G
Now our friend Den; hours he spent, down the snooker hall.
On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed,
D7 G
At his skills with a snooker ball.
A E A
And them long shots, he never ever got, why? the old mind boggles.
Bm F# Bm D
But nowadays, he pots the lot, "cos I wear these gog-gles".
Chorus 2:
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me.
G C D7 G
We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
G C
Pot the reds then, screw back,
D7 G
For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py.
Verse 3:
G D7 G
Now Terry the taff, was born in a gaff, in the valleys of the land of song.
D7 G
And as the reds, he puts to bed, he likes to sing a-long.
A E A
And if I win, he says with a grin; "it can only help me can't it?"
Bm F#m Bm D
I'll celebrate; I'll buy another eight, "hair-brushes, for me bar-net".
Verse 4:
G D7 G
Now old Willy Thorne; his hair's all gone, and his mates all take the rise.
D7 G
His opponent said; "cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes".
A
When the light shines down, on his bare crown,
E A
It's a cert, he's gonna walk it,
Bm
It's just not fair giving off that glare;
F#m Bm D
"Per-haps I ought to chalk it".
Chorus 3:
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me.
G C D7 G
We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
G C
Pot the reds then, screw back,
D7 G
For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py.
Verse 5:
G D7 G
Now Steve last year, come very near, to winning the snooker crown.
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut,
D7 G
'Cos the black ball wouldn't go down.
A
His manager of all, said; "Sod that ball",
E A
But it helped him make his mind up.
Bm
Now he don't care who wins this year;
F#m Bm D
"'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up".
Chorus 4:
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me.
G C D7 G
We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
G C
Pot the reds then, screw back,
D7 G
For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py.
Chorus 5:
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; me and him and them and me.
G C D7 G
We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
G C
Pot the reds then, screw back,
D7 G
For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py.
Coda:
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py.
G C D7 G
Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py.
Outro:
G C D G
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 ([email protected])
