Chords by Paul Wingham from Double Dare UK. www.doubledareuk.com
I love this song so enjoy!!!
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers Paradise
Verse 1:
C G
Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
C G
knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
C
Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
G
tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
C G C
ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate
Verse 2:
C G
It's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown
C G
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
C
We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement
G
just take the stairs to the bargain basement
C
Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.
Chorus:
G C G C
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
G C G C
the big shop is open it's a wonderful world
Verse 3:
C G
Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
C G
We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
C
We take Visa, Access, American Express
G
patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
C
clothes for all ages, mothers and babies
Chorus:
Verse 4:
C
Going down for all the things you missed
G
all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist
C G
We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits
C
A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys
G
We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies
C
Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,
G
Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans
C G C
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful
Ending: C G C G C G C G
