She's Got a Smile by Stephen Lynch submitted by ParrotEMT (aka Buddascotchpuddin!) Very simple, very funny... Finger pick through E C D B for the verses E C D B She's got a smile, oh she's got a smile E C D B And she's flashing it right at me She's got a wink, a wink across the bar and I know that's meant to be. She's got a walk, oh she's walking over and I think this could be my day. She's got a ... friend, oh she's a got a friend Why she standing in her way? *strum G C D G Its a big fat friend Oh God there's always one (Big fat friend) To spoil my f**king fun. Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna block the c**k Now I'm afraid of no man, with any I'l contend, But I cannot compete with your big fat friend *pick again So big fat friend, ah we meet again, You won't leave her alone you roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments while you're sucking on a chicken bone I see you, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree See I know you, and your Achilles' Heel and he's standing next to me My non-discriminating friend So what that you're a cow (non discriminating friend) I'll nail you any how. I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds But for every shot of Jeger hey you lose a couple pounds. Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end Just you and me and my pal and your Big Fat Friend
