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Radio Friendly Song by Jon Lajoie
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Tabbed by:LG97187
Tuning:Standard
Another cool song by Jon Lajoie
[Intro]
F G C
[Verse]
C G Am F
It starts off like a thousand other songs that you’ve heard before.
C G Am G F
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.
C G Am F
So you try to change the station but it’s playing on every one.
C G Am G F
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fucking moron.
G F
You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
G F
You’re positive that nobody will want to listen to this.
G
But you are wrong…
[Chorus]
C G/B
They want another stupid mother-fucking,
Am Am/G F
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
C/E F G
radio friendly song.
C G/B Am Am/G
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
F C/E F G
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
F G C
Unoriginal melody.
[Verse]
C G Am
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
F
Something’s wrong.
C G Am G F
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin’ songs.
C G Am F
All these fucking unoriginal pussies that don’t have anything to say.
C G Am G F
I’m not homophobic, but this song is sooo fucking gay.
G F
You can barely retain the vomit that’s rising in your throat.
G F
And you assume that everyone will think that this song’s terrible.
G
But you are wrong…
[Chorus]
C G
They want another stupid mother-fucking,
Am Am/G F
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
C/E F G
radio friendly song.
C G/B Am Am/G
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
F C/E F G
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly
[Outro]
Am G F G
piece of shit oh what a sucky ass piece of shit.
Am G F G
I’d rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
G C G/B
corporate bitch singing stupid mother-fucking,
Am Am/G F
lame cock-sucking, cookie-cutter,
C/E F G C
radio friendly piece of shit.
N.C.
God, I hate this shit.
