CHARLOTTE
Macc Lads
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piece of piss so get learnin!!
Intro: Em, G, C, Em
Em, G, C, B
Em G C Em
I walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly,
Em G
There were a fit crack in the corner but
C B
I knew her cunt was smelly,
Em G C Em
She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
Em G C B
Said her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.
Em G
Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard,
C Em
and it's nearly closing time,
Em G
I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,
C B
And I'll grummage through the slime...
Em C B
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
Em C B
She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
Em C B
With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,
Em C B
Spends her life just lying on her back.
Em G
Well, we walked along, up Buxton Road,
C Em
And strolled along the cut,
Em G
She said "give us an inch and I'll take a yard."
C B
So I slammed her half a foot.
Em G
Got me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,
C Em
And I knew just what fu-t do,
Em G
I got me hand inside, and then me arm inside,
C B
I lost it right up to me tattoo.
Em C B
Oh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
Em C B
She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
Em C B
Coffee, sex and johnny bags come free,
Em C B
So crabs and herpes and VD.
Em
Oh Charlotte.....
Break: Em, G, C, Em
Em, G, C, B
Em G
And we ended up at her place,
C Em
And I waded through the johnnies,
Em G
She put another notch in her bedstead,
C B
while I watched "The Two Ronnies".
Em C B
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
Em C B
She lies in wait and then she springs her trap,
Em C B
She's always got fu-t take the upper hand,
Em C B B A G
And you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.
Em
Charlotte...
