These are the correct chords that go with the song.
D# G# Cm G#maj7 Bbmaj7 E B F# C# Bb7
E x 4 x x/3 x/5 x 7 x 9 6
A 6 6 3 x x 7 9 9 11 8
D 8 6 5 6 8 9 9 11 11 6
G 8 5 5 5 7 9 8 11 10 7
B 8 4 4 4 6 9 7 11 9 6
E 6 4 3 3 5 7 7 9 9 6
D#
Born host to a tongue
So sing a song about it
G#
Held a breath for too long
Till we're half sick about it
Cm
Tell us what we did wrong
Then you can blame us for it
G#maj7
Turn the clamp on our thumbs
So we're down about it
D#
G#
And tell us all about it
Cm
G#maj7
We're so in doubt about it
G#maj7
Bbmaj7
E B
How about some credit now
E
Where credit is due
B F#
For the damage that was done
E B
We have wrought upon ourselves and others
C# F#
With this blow, and vicious gun
E F#
And although pratfalls can be fun,
Bb7
Encores can be fatal
Bb7
And then I hear you say,
D#
Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal.
G#
Not shy
Cm
Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal.
G#maj7
Thank God.
D#
Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal.
G#
Not shy
Cm
Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal.
G#maj7
G#maj7
Bbmaj7
E B
Wait just a second now
E
It's not all that bad
B F#
Are we not having fun?
E B
You make your mountains of handkerchiefs
C# F#
Where the mascara always runs
E F#
So be careful when you're done
Bb7
You're bound to get post natal
Bb7
Wait, did I just hear you say...
D#
Thank God it's fatal
G#
No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw
Cm G#maj7
No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw
D# G#
And we don't want to hear the signs that your bored
Cm G#maj7
You know the kind of sign you hang on a door Saying, 'We'll be back. We're a crack.'
D#
G#
Cm
G#maj7
G#maj7
Bbmaj7
D#
Born host to a tongue
So sing a song about it
G#
Held a breath for too long
Till we're half sick about it
Cm
Tell us what we did wrong
Then you can blame us for it
G#maj7
Turn the clamp on our thumbs
So we're down about it
