I Want Cancer For Christmas

x[Intro]
G D G C
G D Em 
    
[Verse]   
G                   D
They said to just be ourselves
G                        C
But we all knew that was never good enough
G                        D
They said we had every chance
Em
But how could we not fuck it all up?

[Chorus]
C                           D
We would spend a lifetime trying to figure out
G           D                 Em    C
how to make our hearts stop beating!
C                            D
We would spend a lifetime trying to figure out
G            D                 Em   C
how to make ourselves stop breathing!

[Instrumental]
G D G C
G D Em

[Verse]
G            D                 G          C
I remember grade school, and started to notice
G              D                 Em
That I was the only kid sitting alone
G             D               G          C
I remember high school, and started to notice
G                   D                 Em
That not much had changed since I was 6 years old

[Chorus]
C                           D
I would spend a lifetime trying to figure out
G           D                 Em    C
HOW TO MAKE MY HEART STOP BEATING!
C                            D
I would spend a lifetime trying to figure out
G            D                 Em   C
how to make myself stop breathing!
          G
Stop breathing