I re-wrote this set of chords as its easier to play and sounds better. I just use a basic strum and at the end of the chorus I strum the Em7 three times and then one G/F# and one G. Feel free to pick the chords or whatever. I apologise for any chords labelled wrong. E A D G B E ----------- D 0 0 0 2 3 2 A 0 0 2 2 2 0 G 3 2 0 0 0 1 G/F# 2 0 0 0 0 0 Em7 0 2 2 0 0 0 Cadd9 0 3 2 0 0 0 Here goes: D A Em7 G I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know, D A Em7 G/F# G I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe D A I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka, Em7 G But all i wanna do is get into his parka D A Em7 G I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe (Soft) D A Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like flowers Em7 Cadd9 But me i've got this crazy yearning for rubber D A Em7 G I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe D A I make a wish on the northern lights Em7 G that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights D A Em7 G I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now [That random seal solo] (Soft) D A These cold winter nights are taking their toll Em7 G I even get excited when i see the north pole See the north pole (Hard) D A Em7 G I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know D A Em7 G/F# G i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe Outro: Em7 G/F# G A D