xCapo on 2, transpose chords down 2 half-steps (first chord G)
[Intro]
A E Dsus2
A E Dsus2
A E Dsus2
A E Dsus2
[Verse]
A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
A
ottoman)
A E Dsus2 A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
A E Dsus2 E
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Dsus2 E A
If I had a million dollars
( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
E (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
[Break] (Talking part)
A
Like open the fridge and stuff
E
There would already be laid out foods for us
Dsus2 A
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
A E Dsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
D (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah
[Verse]
A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
A E Dsus2 A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
A E Dsus2 A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
A E Dsus2
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
A
bones)
A E Dsus2 E
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
E (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
[Break]
A
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
Dsus2 E
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
A
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Dsus2 E (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
[Verse]
A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
A E Dsus2 A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
A E Dsus2 A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A E Dsus2 A
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
A E Dsus2 E
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[Outro]
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m E Dsus2
If I had a million dollars
E (strum once)
I'd be rich
A D E A
