Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song) Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out. It has question marks next to them. You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right. Enjoy! :-) An comments or whatever, mail to [email protected] (or ICQ 9054368). Thanx. OO-PIN :) Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen 2 the song 2 get it right. ------------------ C C C C C G D G Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer C G D G Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer C G D G Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls G G G G C G D G (2x) C G D G C G D G Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer C G D G C G D G Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer C G D G Hey kids, feel your balls, you don't want cancer C G D G Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer G MASTURBATE EVERY DAY C G D G Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer C G D G Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer G RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING C G D G Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps C G D G If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??) G RUB YOUR TESTICLES G WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING C G D G Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer C G D G Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer C G Or rub your balls only for pleasure C G D G Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time C G D G You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time C G D G You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time G TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE C G D G Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time
