Waiting

This is a new song Stephen Lynch has been playing on his recent tour. Its pretty simple, 
i have no doubt my version isn't 100% correct.

Chords: [EM] [C] [B7] [AM] [D]

for strumming patterns, listen to the song, its pretty basic.

[Em]
It's out of my hands and all i can do is wait

[C]
its the not knowing that has put me in this state

[Am]
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great

[B7]
I've done my part and now its in the hands of fate


      [Em]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[D]                                      [B7]
I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic

      [Em]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[D]                                [B7]                           [Em]
regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack and now i wait

[Em]
My nerves they have been frayed, my pants they have been shat

[C]
I know the nurse will say its time to have a chat

[Am]
At least i never have to worry about getting fat

[B7]                         (mute)
I should think positive..... No wait, i didn't say that

      [Em]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[Am]                                 [B7]
I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac

      [Em]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[Am]                                      [B7]                         
 [Em]
I just had to taste that sweet permitting nectar from his sack and now i wait

[Em]
Is it over will my jersey be retired

[C]
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required

[Am]
Did i make a difference, was my life inspired

[B7]
Will Denzel Washington defend me when i'm fired

      [Em]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[Am]                         [B7]
Eating assholes shouldnt be a aphrodisiac

      [Em]
Waiting for

                [C]
My aids test to come back

[Am]                         [B7]                         [Em]
If im clean i swear to god i will stop shooting smack probably


(***on each [A] , he adds his pinky to b string on the third fret***)

[Em] [A] [Em] [A]


[Em]          [A]
Come on jesus let me live

[Em]            [A]
Make the test be negative

[Em]              [A]
Please forget and please forgive

[Em]               [A]
Please dont let me have the hiv

[Am]        [D]
Oh my god without delay

[Am]                [D]
The nurse is coming straight away

[Am]           [D]
This is it, my judgment day

[Am]              [D]
Tell me what does my test say...

[E]      [D]
I'm ok

[D]   [E]
I'm ok

[D]   [E]
I'm ok

[D]       [E]
Its just chlamydia