These are the original chords, but it may be easier if you put a capo on the first
fret and just play Ab as G, Fm as Em, D# as D and C# as C.
Intro: Ab Fm (2x) D# C# (3x) Ab
Ab
I was sewing my leggings back together
Fm
But not very well
Ab
I was standing by the dashboard
Fm
When the plate, it sort of just fell
D# C#
Sometimes I think that I'm lucky
D# C#
And other times I don't
D# C#
When most of the time I just think that
D#
I'm lucky that I don't have all the power in the world
C#
So I can't fuck everything else up
Ab
I was making the dinner
Fm
When it sort of just burned
Ab
I was walking down the stairs
When I tripped, fell to the bottom and broke my foot
Fm
And it really fucking hurt
D#
Well at least I'm lucky I don't have all the power in the world
C#
So I can't fuck everything else up
Ab Fm
Well, sometimes I think that you hate me
D# C#
And other times I think you that you think I'm endearing
Ab Fm
Well, sometimes I just don't know you at all
D# C#
Even though I'd like to think I was a bit of a know it all
Ab Fm
Sometimes I just can't work you out
D# C#
Even though I'd like to know what you were about
D#
Well at least I don't have all the power in the world
C#
So I can't fuck everything else up
