I personally play this with a Capo on the 2nd fret. Sounds good any way. C E F G C E F G This is the story of our first teacher C E Shetland made her jumpers F G And the devil made her features C E F G Threw up her hands when my mum said our names C E F G Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims C E Its over and done with F G Its over and done with This is the story of losing my virginity I held my breath and the bed held a trinity People Im making no claims to no mystery But sometimes it feel like My sex lifes all history It's over and done with It's over and done with C E Im not saying these events didnt Touch our lives in any way F G But, ah, they didnt make the impression That some people say This is the story of watching a man dying The subjects unpopular But I dont feel like lying When I think of it now I acted like a sinner I just washed my hands Then I went for my dinner.