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I'm just a regular Joe with a good Telstra job
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I'm a big CEO who's made a few bob
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I like Broadband and BigPond. I'm worth every cent
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I run an Aussie Tel Co with a U.S. accent
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I'm short and I'm shy and I have this weird mo'
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that makes me look like Super Mario
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But sometimes I'm not paid enough to keep the share price from
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going down (oh no) no way (uh uh)
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Now I gotta find new ways to turn Telstra profits around
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(woah yeah) yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah)
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I prey on my customers starch loyalty
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by raising each month their line rental fee
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I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, you're the ass Sol)
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I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, such an ass Sol)
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When people ring up on our tech support line
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I keep them on hold for hours at a time
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I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, you're an ass Sol)
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I'm the ass Sol (he's the world's biggest ass Sol)
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I'll say the repairman will be there at eight
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but he'll turn up at five, only nine hours late
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I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, what an ass Sol)
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I'm an ass Sol (he's a real f@#$ing ass Sol)
Em A
Maybe I should have fixed phones in the bush
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and not hurry to join the privatized push
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and not moved our jobs to the cheap Hindu cush
Naaaaah!
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I'm the ass Sol
Tabs:
D D2/C G/B Gm6/Bb Em A
E---2----0------3------3------0----0---
B---3----3------3------3------0----2---
G---2----2------0------0------0----2---
D---0----0------0------2------2----2---
A---X----3------2------1------2----0---
E---X----X------X------X------0----X---
