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Fuck Her Softly - Tenacious D
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Tabbed by: metalgeardave
Email: [email protected]
Tuning: EADGBE
D Bm
You don't always have to fuck her hard, In
Em A
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D Bm
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em A
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Bm G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm G
Sometimes you got to say please
D A
Sometimes you got to say hey:
D Bm
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
Em A
I'm gonna screw you gently
D Bm
I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly
Em A
I'm gonna ball you ... discretely---
Bm G
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
D A
And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
Bm G Em
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' Teamwork!
D Bm
What's your favorite posish?
Em A D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
Bm
What's your favorite dish?
Em A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
Bm G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
D A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
Bm G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
Em
But then...
G A F C D
I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------
