capo on first fret
*muted strums*
*alternate between muted strums and D*
Dsus2 D (X8)
D
missed my alarm clock ringing, woke up telephone screaming
G D
boss man singing his same old song
D
rolled in late 'bout an hour, no cup of coffee, no shower
G D
walk of shame with two different shoes on.
Bm
now its poor me, why me, oh me
G
boring the same old worn out blah blah story
D A
there's no good explanation for it at all.
D A
aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning
Bm G A
aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing
D
life dont go quite like you plan it
A
we try so hard to understand it
Bm A G Gsus (stop) D
the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, pshh it happens.
D
my trusty rusty had a flat, i bor'wed my neighbor's cadillac
G D
i'll be right back, going down to wally world
D
that yellow light turned red too quickly
knew that truck the moment it hit me
G D
out stepped my ex and his new girl
(spoken: sorry 'bout your neck, baby.)
Bm
now its poor me, why me, oh me
G
boring the same old worn out blah blah story
D A
there's no good explanation for it at all.
D A
aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning
Bm G
aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing
D
life dont go quite like you plan it
A
we try so hard to understand it
Bm A G Bm
the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, it happens.
Bm G D A
D A
aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning
Bm G (stop)
aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing
D
life don't go quite like you plan it
A
we try so hard to understand it
Bm A G
the irrefutable, indisputable fact is
Bm A Bm A G
yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absoluteable totally beautiful fact is
G (stop) D C G D C G D
pshh, it happens.
NOTE: any time there's just a D in a verse (not in a pre-chorus or chorus, only in
a verse) you can continue the intro "Dsus2 D" pattern for authencity. listen to
the track to hear how it sounds. :)
