One More Minute by Wierd al Yankovic Transposed By Phante Reposts must be authorised. [email protected] Tuning: EADGBe Verse G C Well I heard that you’re leaving G C Gonna leave me far behind E Am Cos you found a brand new lover D G You decided that I’m not your kind C G C So I pulled your name out of my rolodex F C And I tore all your pictures in two E Am And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go D G Just because it reminds me of you Chorus F G C That’s right you ain’t gonna see me crying F G C I’m glad that you found somebody new F G Am C But I’d rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass F G C Than spend one more minute with you Verse I guess I might seem kinda bitter You got me feeling down in the dumps 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pumps Chorus Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you Bridge F G I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork F C Than watch you going out with other men F Am I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah) F G Again and again and again and again and again Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin... Chorus I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches) Shove an icepick under a toenail or two I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue Than spend one more minute with you Chorus Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you F G I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands Am F and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die... C G C Than spend one more minute with you
