Intro
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My life is brilliant
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My name is james
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I'm only 7
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And that explains
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Why i've never had a best friend
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untill you came along
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But people, they look at us and they
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Say that were wrong
they say
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You're a peodophile
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You're a peodophile
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You're a peodophile, they say
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Your name is clive
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And you're fourty-five
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But you don't let that come between us
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And you make me hold your hand
Intro
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Yes, we went to the park
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And fed bread to a duck
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Then you took me home so that we could..
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Eat dinner
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And now i've got your fish fingures in my tum
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And then you try and push your...food on my plate
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You're a peodophilel
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You're a peodophile
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You're a peodophile, they say
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But i don't care
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Cus you're always there
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Like when you helped me find my specticals
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And when you fiddle with my... hair
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You meet me after school
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You watch me in the pool
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You make me laugh when you act silly
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You take me to the swings
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You buy me sweets and things
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Some times i play with your,,, Watch
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You're a peodophile
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You're a peodophile
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You're a peodophile, they say
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Or have i mis-heard
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Yeah, i've got the wrong word
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They say that you're my babysitter
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And though you're my baby sitter
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You still take me up the ,,, shops
Music by james blunt
Parody (Lyrics) the ammature transplants
Chordidge by ben cornish
