I Love This Song. :) Capo II E Well the road was hot and flat as a ruler A Good hundred miles between me and Missoula B That vinyl top wasn't gettin' no cooler E So I stopped at a quickie sack E Well, I figured I'd need about a sixth of Miller A And one of those things so I wouldn't spill her B I asked the girl if the beer was in the back She said B It's a dry town E No beer no liquor for miles around A I'd give a nickel for a sip or two E To wash me down B E Outta this dry town E So I turn right around, no hesitation A Cursed the laws ruinin' the nation B Waved goodbye to the boy at the station E But she wouldn't go into gear E He said it sounds like your transmission A You need to Bob, but he's gone fishin' B His day off, he gets a long way from here Cause Chorus Well back home friends you can get a dose of Something strong from your local grocer So I walked down till I got a little closer To a place called Happy Johns He said "I keep something here for colds and fevers Down underneath's where I usually leave her But just last night I felt a cold a comin' on" Chorus