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He likes the airbrushed - Bromheads Jacket
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Tabbed by: Tieme
Email:[email protected]
Tuning: E
Intro/Verse riff:
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B|-------------------------|
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D|-------------------------|
A|-----------5-----------7-|
E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---|
Verse riff 4x:
Our Danny boy
He was a ladies man
Our Danny boy
Oh yes he had a plan
To find the perfect bird
And no he didn’t mind if he had to try a few along the way
Oh no he didn’t mind
Verse riff 4x:
He’d cruise around
The bars and clubs in town
He’d scout the birds
He’d look ‘em up and down
He’d take his charm and then he’d switch it on
He knew which buttons he had to press it didn’t involve no web address
B
She might look good yeah
D
She might look nice
E G
She might have the perfect form
B D E G
But will you still want to squeeze those cheeks when she’s 34?
Verse riff 2x
Verse riff 4x:
Extremely literate
you know in FHM
From nuts to loaded
He studies all of them
But he doesn’t go near no not the top shelf
Cause bringing classy birds back to his flat don’t wana see no filth
Verse riff 4x:
Like a young Michael Caine
Alfie’s the character
Or perhaps a bit more tough, like in “Get Carter”
He’ll pull the women in
And then he'll spit them out
Unless she’s got a chest
like Kelly Brook or Angelina’s pout
B
She might look good yeah
D
She might look nice
E G
She might get inside your head
B D E G
But will she still be your Angelina Jolie when she farts in bed?
Verse riff + solo 4 x
B
Now he’s found the perfect looking bird, They’ve moved in it’s 6 months on
D
She’s got the body of a celebrity Lying by him in a thong
B
Because He thought his plan was flawless he thought he’d had it figured out
D
But after 6 months living with this chick she’s turned into a lout
B D
Because she snores she farts yeah she burps then laughs
E G
She leaves her toenail clippings in the bath
E D E G
And our Danny boy’s thoughts confirm that she won’t even be his other half
Outro riff:
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A|-----------5-----------7-----------5----------------|
E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5-5-\--|
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