Bm G Bm G Well, they said, it was the cheapest fare at this time of year Bm G And they said, It's nice and safe, you got nothing to fear Bm D G So I will take this old plane to get to you Bm D G Yes, I will take this old plane to get to you Twenty minutes late the plane crashes down And I'm one of three left amongst a priest and a clown And then all I can hear is the hiss of the track I said, why the hell not and I jump on the back And I will take this old train to get to you Yes, I will take this old train to get to you She said, get off my train you dirty hobo And I tried to explain but it was a no go It was a no go for this hobo He said for fifty bucks I could take it He was sure that this lemon could make it So I will take this old car to get to you Yes, I will take this old car to get to you (He said you could take it) Couple miles out of this old part of town My engine explodes with a horrible sound But I will take these old shoes to get to you Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you Oh, I will take these old shoes to get to you Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you