I recommend playing capo on first fret, otherwise tune up half a step. [Intro] C# A#m F# G# C# A#m F# G# I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations C# A#m F# G# Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion C# A#m F# G# and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi C# A#m F# G# and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis G# F# F#m C# G# Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee F# F#m C# G# Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T F# F#m C# G# He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right F# G# and I pity the fool who disagrees. C# A#m F# G# C# A#m F# G# I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers C# A#m F# G# And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters C# A#m F# G# I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus C# A#m F# G# If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus G# F# F#m C# G# But my attitude has had a total overhaul F# F#m C# G# Since mr t told me how to forgive them all F# F#m C# G# He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway F# G# And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme *weird solo* C# A#m F# G# he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge C# A#m F# G# I said T please don't go he said, hold it kid, you're old and you're in college C# A#m F# G# he said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true C# A#m F# G# go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you G# F# F#m C# G# You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees F# F#m C# G# And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese F# F#m C# G# and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story, F# G# And I pity the fool who mess with T. N.C. Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.
