LeBron James is a Bitch
Song By: Mike Polk
Tabbed By: Chris Moll
Verse 1
G C
So long LBJ, Its been sure nice to know you
EM D
But when the go and get tough, I guess the pussies get going
G C
You had seven long years to bring a title to Cleveland
EM D
You choked again and again, now you tell us your leavin
C EM
Your heading down south to join another mans team
C D
We thought that you were an alpha, you're a beta it seems
G C
So goodbye and good riddance, pack your ego and go
EM D
But before you depart there is one thing you should know
Chorus
G
LeBron James is a bitch
D
Theres nothing much more to say
G
Couldnt get the job done
C
Now your running away
G
You and your miami boyfriends
D
Yeah you might win a ring
G C
But even if they do it really don't change a thing
EM D
It's just as simple as thisssssssss
G C EM D
LeBron James is a bitch
Verse 2
G C
You hijacked ESPN to show the world that you're a star
EM D
But all you did was confirm what a douchbag you are
G C
You call your self chosen one, you are humble indeed
EM D
But I hope like Jesus Christ, you don't live past 33
G C
Your ego hurts our whole economy don't you know
EM D
Cause all the crack dealers truly are hate to see your mom go
G C
Will you take her down with you to the land of the sun
EM D
Or will you just set her lose and let Delante have fun
Chorus
G
LeBron James is a bitch
D
There's nothing much more to say
G
Couldn't get the job done
C
Now your running away
G
You and your miami boyfriends
D
Yeah you might win a ring
G C
But even if they do it really don't change a thing
EM D
It's just as simple as thisssssssss
G C EM D
LeBron James is a bitch
Verse 3
G C
Now you'll never be Jordan, your not nearly that tough
D
He never ran like a girl, when shit got rough
G C
You don’t realize it now, but I bet you'll learn quick
EM D
You can't own the spotlight when your riding Wades dick
Chorus
G
LeBron James is a bitch
D
Theres nothing much more to say
G
Couldnt get the job done
C
Now your running away
G
You and your miami boyfriends
D
Yeah you might win a ring
G C
But even if they do it really don't change a thing
EM D
It's just as simple as thisssssssss
LeBron James is a bitch
