This is a funny song by Stephen Lynch. Its a song to sing when you are with friends. I
you have as much fun with this song as I have :D
A G D
You say thats you're leaving but just for a day
A G D
The company wants you to fly to LA
A G D
So you leave me alone and i sit and i say
G D A
What will i do today
G D A (This one is picked)
Today while you're away
I will...
G
Sniff all your underwear
D A
Dress in your clothes
G D A
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
G
I know it's not easy
D A
To leave me alone
G
But it's more fun
D A
When you're not home
G D A
Yeah it's more fun when you're not home
I will
G
use all your tampons
D A
Soil your pajamas.
G
Make obscene phone calls
D A
to both of your grandmas
G D A
I know it's not easy to leave me alone.
G D A
But it's more fun when you're not home
G D A
Yeah its more fun when you're not home
