xHalf man half biscuit restless legs C Here she lies in the fleecy gown F AB by my side in the eiderdown C AM but she can't get a ticket to morning town cause I have restless legs C Boring though this film may be F AB Slumber still won't visit thee C AM so long as you stay next to me F G C for I have restless legs C Milky drink and sudafed F AB that should sort you out she said C AM as I kicked myself clean out of the bed F G C praise these restless legs C Homeopathic cures I sort F AB all in all its come to nought C AM I wish it was some astronaut F G C who had these restless legs 4 o 6 and I’m wide awake F AB and uncontrollable urge to take C AM a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake F G C just to stretch these restless legs C No sympathy from Uncle Greg F AB nor indeed from Aunty Meg C AM but thank god I’m not Jake the peg F G C with a extra restless leg C So come the day when I don’t exist F AB And worms are flying through the graveyard mist C AM don’t go botherin' the exorcist F G C its just my restless legs F G C its just my restless legs
