I've heard a few different sets of lyrics for this, but these seem to be the most common best!). Actually the more live versions i watch, it appears Pete just picks verses at random. Still, sounds good one way or another: [Intro] C#m A C#m A E [Verse] C#m A C#m Oh my you did look dapper in your mothers old green scarf A C#m with your famous Aunty, Arthurs trousers on A C#m Got slapped by that slapper and we all laughed A E But she laughed the loudest in 93 C#m A C#m A "Saucy" you'd say and we all fell around, rolling 'round the playground, C#m A C#m A "Cheeky" you'd say and we all fell around, rolling 'round the playground. E In 94 [Bridge] E Charm the bees knees off the bees Skipping and dancing hand in hand [Pre-Chorus] D E Yeah it was all the boys together D E and all the girls together [Chorus] A E D A She's the last of the english ro-oses A E D A She's the last of the english ro-oses [Verse] C#m A C#m She knows her Rodneys from her Stanleys and her Kappas from her Reebok A C#m And her tit from her tat and her Winstons from her Enoks A C#m And round the Snooker table she danced the Frutti-Tutti A C#m And she almost spilled her lager toasting girls of great beauty [Bridge] E 2009 comin of age, comin alive [Pre-Chorus] D E Yeah it was all the boys together D E and all the girls together [Chorus] A E D A She's the last of the english ro-oses A E D A She's the last of the english ro-oses Thats it!