#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------## <[email protected]> Subject: /Monty.Python/ILikeChinese (Monty Python) To: [email protected] Date: Thu, 27 Jan 94 15:22:39 GMT-1:00 X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11] I like Chinese (Monty Python - Sings) Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuelear bombs to blow us all There are tools and idiots sitting on the trigger, It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why: G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese, D They only come up to your knees, G Em Yet they're always friendly, and Am D they're ready to please. G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese, D There's nine hundred million of them in the world today, G Em You'd better learn to like them, Am D that's what I say. G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese, D They come from a long way overseas, G But they're cute and they're Em Am D cuddly, and they're ready to please. G I like Chinese food, A The waiters never are rude, D Think of the many things they've done to impress, G Em Am D There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess. G So I like Chinese, A I like Chinese, D I like their tiny little trees, G Em Am D Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. G I like Chinese thought, A The wisdom that Confucious taught D If Darwin is anything to shout about, G Em The Cinese will survive us all Am D without any doubt. G So, I like Chinese A I like Chinese D They only come up to your knees, G Em Yet they are wise and they're witty Am D and are ready to please. G I like Chinese A I like Chinese D Their food if guaranteed to please, G Em Am D A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lynchees. G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese, D I like their tiny little trees, G Em Their Zen, their ping-pong, Am D their yin and yang-ese. G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese ... -- ****************************************** * * Martin Szojak [email protected]* * * Vienna University of Economics and * * * * * Business Administration * * * * * * Augasse 2-6, A-1090 Vienna, Austria * * ********** * ****************************************** * * * * * * Ther are no kangaroos in Austria !!! * * *
