Capo Second Fret [Intro] E C#m7 F#m7 B B7 [Verse] E C#m7 The piano has been drinking F#m7 B B7 My necktie's asleep E C#m7 The combo went back to New York, F#m7 B B7 The jukebox has to take a leak E C#m7 and the carpet needs a haircut? F#m7 B B7 And the spotlight looks just like a prison break E C#m7 And the telephone's out of cigarettes F#m7 B B7 As usual the balcony's on the make E C#m7 And the piano has been drinking F#m7 B B7 The piano has been drinking Same four chords through out.