Am E
Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
Am
Forgive our sins
F
Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.
Am E
'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness
Am F G
So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God sakes preach with conviction!
G Am
Strike up the band!
Am
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
E
Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
F G
No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.
G Am
Strike up the band!
Am
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
E
Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
F G
No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.
E
Just stay where I can see you.
Am F
Douse the lights!
F E Am
We sure are in for a show tonight
(Repeat this for the rest of the song)
