Artist: Weezer Song: Where's My Sex? Album: Hurley (2010) tabbed by: necriononguitar e-mail: [email protected] (NO SPAM!!!) REAL FANS SUPPORT BANDS BY PURCHASING THEIR CDS! Tuning: Drop D . =palm-muted ~ =hold note ^ =vibrato b =bend r =release p =pull off h =hammer on Check Out My Profile FOR THE WHOLE ALBUM and 100 other tabs! Love the song =w= Reminds me of their older albums, the good ole times ;D NOTE: Since u use power-chords (drop d) in the verse i didnt mind writing down if its major or minor Am G F E G This is the line u play in the verse ;D Here is the lil tab: E----------------------------------------------------| B----------------------------------------------------| G----------------------------------------------------| D----------------------------------------------------| A-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------| E-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------| . . . . . . . . . . . Am G F E G Am G F E G Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands Sex-making is a family tradition Going back to the caveman days They were walking around in a haze Until they figured it out And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!' F But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball D Walking round with no sex at all Am G F E G (I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here Am G F E G Under the bench but it isn't there Am G F E G I've got no idea where it disappeared to Am G F E G I'm running late, I can't be late C G Dm Am I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet C G Dm And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend Am G F E G Am G F E G Meg likes to hide it, she said that it gives her a kick It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling F It's gonna be another hour or more D Till I am ready to walk out the door Am G F E G (I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here Am G F E G Under the bench but it isn't there Am G F E G I've got no idea where it disappeared to Am G F E G I'm running late, I can't be late C G Dm Am I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet C G Dm And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend Bb Eb Bb Eb (Come on be my friend) Bb Eb Bb Eb Bb Eb Bb Eb People can you hear me talking Bb Eb Bb Eb I know you all are happy, rocking Bb Eb Bb Eb Could you lend me a dime, pretty please? Bb Eb Bb Eb Brother, sister, got time? I've got no Bb Eb Bb Eb Sex on my feet, Sex in my drawer Bb Eb Bb Eb Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor A G F E G (I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here A G F E G Under the bench but it isn't there A G F E G I've got no idea where it disappeared to A G F E G I'm running late, I can't be late C G D A I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet C G D And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend A ----Check Out My Profile FOR THE WHOLE ALBUM and 100 other tabs!---- and thats it! i hope this helped, dont forget to rate and comment! Cheers...