[Intro]
(finger picked, played twice)
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[Verse 1]
Em Am D G
When Im stable long enough I start to look around for love
Em Am D G
See a sweet and floral print, my mind begins the arrangements. But
Em Am D G
when I start to feel that pull, turns out I just pulled myself
Em Am D G
She would never go with me, were I the last girl on Earth
[Chorus]
G Bm C G
Im dumb, shes a lesbian. I
C G D
thought I had found the one
Em Bm C G
We were good as married in my mind, but
C G D
married in my minds no good
C Bm Am D Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C G
Let me know the truth
C D G
Let me know the truth
[Instrumental]
Em Am D
[Verse 2]
G
Might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime
Em Am D G
Knew the day would surely come, when Id chill and settle down, but
Em Am D
G
when I think I found a good old fashioned girl, then she put me in my place
Em Am D G
Everyones a little queer, oh cant she be a little straight?
[Chorus]
G Bm C G
Im dumb, shes a lesbian. I
C G D
thought I had found the one
Em Bm C G
We were good as married in my mind, but
C G D
married in my minds no good
C Bm Am D Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C G
Let me know the truth
C D G
Let me know the truth
[Solo]
[Chorus] (x2)
G Bm C G
Im dumb, shes a lesbian. I
C G D
thought I had found the one
Em Bm C G
We were good as married in my mind, but
C G D
married in my minds no good
C Bm Am D Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C G
Let me know the truth
C D G
Let me know the truth
[Intro/Outro]
Em Am D
G
Might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime
Em Am D G
Knew the day would surely come, when Id chill and settle down, but
Em Am D
G
when I think I found a good old fashioned girl, then she put me in my place
Em Am D G
Everyones a little queer, oh cant she be a little straight?
