tabbed by :Trey Misuraca this song is pretty easy to play! have fun w/ it C G It was all that I could do C to keep from cryin' F C sometimes it seems so useless to remain F C You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' G C You never even call me by my name. C G C You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings C G C And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride. F C Am You don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore. D G Even though your on my fightin' side. CHORUS F C And I'll hang around as long as you will let me G And I never minded standin' in the rain. F C You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' G C You never even call me by my name. I've heard my name a few times in your phone book I've seen it on signs where I've laid But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe Is when Jesus has his final judgement day. CHORUS: (enter now the Steve Goodman story. The first half is played with a background of C and G. Just before Steve writes back with the perfect Country and Western song, it is just a straight background C chord. Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison. And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got runned over by a damned old train. CHORUS: So I'll hang around as long as you will let me And I never minded standin' in the rain. No, You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' C G F C You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me F C G C F C Why don't you ever call me by my name.