G A
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
C D G
And I didn't know what to do.
G A
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
C D G
She was looking at Doctor Who.
G A
There was an actual girl in the comic shop,
C D G
What a momentous day!
G A
I had to check to make sure she wasn't just,
C D G
A human-sized cardboard display.
F C G (tacit)
My competition was a kid with pimples, and a guy in a wheelchair.
F C G
So I knew I had to act fast.
F G
So many questions in my mind,
C
What would be a good pick-up line?
F
Why had a hot girl just come in?
If the Hulk fought Spiderman,
D
Who would win?
(tacit)
Good question...
G A
I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs,
C D G
And his manual dexterity.
G A
But then again, the Hulk's endurance is limitless,
C D G
And he's stronger than Spidey would be...
C G
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
F G C
Just a minute ago.
C G
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
F G C
Did anyone see her go?
D F
Had she come to the comic shop looking for love?
F G C
Guess I'll never know...
