"Not Fair"
by my wife in my next life Lily Allen
standard tuning
[Verse]
Dm
Oh he treats me with respect
He says he loves me all the time
F
He calls me 15 times a day
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
Dm
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure
F
He's not like all them other boys
They're all so dumb and immature
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
F
When we go up to bed you're just no good
Its such a shame
Dm
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
F
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over
[Chorus]
Gm
It's not fair
Bb
And I think you're really mean
F
I think you're really mean
C
I think you're really mean
Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
Bb
But you never make me scream
C
You never make me scream
Gm
Oh it's not fair
Bb
And it's really not ok
F
It's really not ok
C
It's really not ok
Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
Bb
But all you do is take
C
Yeah all you do is take
[Verse]
Dm
Oh I lie here in the wet patch
In the middle of the bed
F
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head
Dm
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
F
Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
F
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shame
Dm
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
F
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over
[Chorus]
Gm
It's not fair
Bb
And I think you're really mean
F
I think you're really mean
C
I think you're really mean
Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
Bb
But you never make me scream
C
You never make me scream
Gm
Oh it's not fair
Bb
And it's really not ok
F
It's really not ok
C
It's really not ok
Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
Bb
But all you do is take
C
Yeah all you do is take
Dm F Dm F
[Bridge]
Dm
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
F
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shame
Dm
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
F
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over.....(aahh!!)
[Chorus]
Gm
It's not fair
Bb
And I think you're really mean
F
I think you're really mean
C
I think you're really mean
Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
Bb
But you never make me scream
C
You never make me scream
Gm
Oh it's not fair
Bb
And it's really not ok
F
It's really not ok
C
It's really not ok
Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
Bb
But all you do is take
C F
Yeah all you do is take
(feels odd being a guy and playing this but it's funny as hell)
