xThis chords for this one are pretty easy. This is CAPO 8!!! or not... however you wanna sing it. (Relative to Capo) Em7 020000, F#7 242322, then Bm7 X24232 (the very last chord is Bmaj7 X24342) [Em7] [F#7] [Bm7] Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) [Em7] [F#7] [Bm7] And now I'm ready to lay it on the line [Em7] [F#7] [Bm7] (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide [Em7] [F#7] [Bm7] Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind [Em7] [F#7] [Bm7] A gift real special, so take off the top [Em7] [F#7] [Bm7] Take a look inside ----- it's my dick in a box [Em7] [F#7] Not gonna get you a diamond ring [Bm7] That sort of gift don't mean anything [Em7] [F#7] Not gonna get you a fancy car [Bm7] Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star [Em7] [F#7] Not gonna get you a house in the hills [Bm7] A girl like you needs somethin' real [Em7] [F#7] Wanna get you somethin' from the heart [Bm7] Somethin' special girl [Em7] [F#7] [Bm7] It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe [Em7] [F#7] [Bm7] It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl You should be able to get it from here... If you need more help, (with the strumming pattern, singing, etc...) here's the video I the tab from... he's not the best singer, but his tab is Spot-On!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuzLWBTuhg