Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson Album - Kevs Back(Return of the Yobbo) Song - Kev's Courtin' Song Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous) A E B E e -12-12-12-12-11-9---7-7-7-7-5-4---2-2-4-5-4-2-2h4---| b ----------------------------------------------------| g ----------------------------------------------------| A E B E e -12-12-12-12-11-9---7-7-7-7-5-4---2-2-4-4h5p4-2---0---5-4---| b ------------------------------------------------4-----5-5---| g ------------------------------------------------------------| Intro: E E EAE Verse 1: E A Learned to much in me time, buyin' dinner and wine, E B And me money on flowers and lollies. E A Only to find, that what's on me mind, B E Isn't on hers and she's sorry. E A So I've made up some lines, to save wastin' time, E B And keep me from blowin' me brass. E A I'm ever so cool, I just prop on the stool, B E Right next to hers and I ask. Chorus 1: A D A Do ya fuck on first dates, E A E Does ya Dad own a brewery. B Could I feel ya tits, E A E Or would you show 'em to me. A D A 'Cause ya got a nice head, E A E And ya look pretty honest. E B So me face'll be leavin' in quarter an hour, E I'd like you to be on it. Verse 2: E A You know how it feels, when ya first meet a sheila, E B And the bullshit ya gotta go through. E A Like callin' her up, and tellin' her ya love 'er, B E When all that ya love's just a screw. E A But she wants to hold hands, and you're to meet her old man, E B And sit around for hours and talk. E A But my method is, you just cut through that shit, B E And get down to the goodies straight off. Chorus 2: A D A Do ya fuck on first dates, E A E Does ya Dad own a brewery. B Could I feel ya tits, E A E Or would you show 'em to me. A D A Do ya sleep in the nick, E A E Do you give head very often. E B So if we could decide, your place or mine, E We could fuck off then. Verse 3: E A So the next time ya see, a good lookin' sheila, E B And you'd give a weeks pay to hold 'er. E A Don't sit actin' dumb, just front her full on, B E And drop a few lines that I've told ya. E A This new method of mine, might not work every time, E B But then again there's no method will. E A I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers, B E But then I've got a few fucks as well. Chorus 3: A D A Do ya fuck on first dates, E A E Does ya Dad own a brewery. B Could I feel ya tits, E A E Or would you show 'em to me. A D A If the answer is no, E A E To me questions above. E B Then be a good sport, and give me the name, E A E Of a girlfriend who does.