Artist: Andrew Bird Song: Fake Palindromes ([email protected]) Standard Tuning [Intro] (Guitar under violin riff) D - Bm - A [Verse 1] D my dewey-eyed Disney bride what has tried Bm swapping your blood with formaldehyde? A Monsters? D Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide Bm Jesus don't you know that you coulda died, you shoulda died A with the monsters what talk E--2 D - B--3 monsters that walk the earth G--2 (transition chord b/t verse/chorus) D--0 A--4 E--x [Chorus] Bm she's got red lipstick D and a brown pair of shoes A and she's got knee high socks Em what to cover a bruise G she's got an old death kit D she's been meaning to use she's got A Em blood in her eyes in her eyes for you G A D she's got blood in her eyes for you [Verse 2] certain fads, stripes and plaids, singles ads Bm run you hot and cold like a rheostat I mean a thermostat A so you bite on a towel D hope it won't hurt too bad Repeat 1st part of Verse 1 (my dewey eyed...) [Chorus 2] Bm D she says I like long walks and sci-fi movies A Em you're six foot tall and east coast bred G D some lonely night we can get together A Em and I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather G A D and drill a tiny hole into your head G A D oh, I'm gonna drill a tiny hooooooole... into your head "Are you living or existing?"