have just literarly transcribed them they sound right when i play it with the music :P
Intro: Em, B, C, B
Em
All my carefully measured metaphor
B
All my flat nine dominant seven chords
C
All of my shtick
C
My lyrical trickery
B
All of those bows
All that applause
All my intertextuality
All my self-aware hypocrisy
All of those rhymes
My irregular times
All my softly spoken sophistry
All my make-up, all my lights
All my photo shoots in tights
All my pretensions
All my intentions
All my glitzy opening nights
C
All my brow-dependent jokes
G
All my mirror balls and smoke
Em
All my tilts at wit and whimsy
B
All my poetry
C
My swear words and my smut
C
Will never get as many hit's as
B Em
Kittens Waking Up
