This chart is very roughly chorded - feel free to correct it if you feel inclined.
A
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
D
She's too fat for me
A
She's too fat for me
D
She's too fat for me
A
I don't want her, you can have her,
D
She's too fat for me
G A
She's too fat, she's too fat
D A D
She's too fat for me
G
I get dizzy
D
I get numbo
A
When I'm dancing
D
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
G
She's a twosome,
D
She's a foursome
A
If she'd lose some
D
I would like her more some
G
Can she prance up a hill?
D
No, no, no, no, no
D
Can she dance a quadrille?
G
No, no, no, no, no
G
Does she fit in your coupe?
C Am
By herself she's a group
A
Could she possibly
G
Sit upon your knee?
A D G
No, no, no
