Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy" INTRO: A A D This guy's sayin' this, and that guy's sayin' that F#m D A This guy flew his barber in, and that guy loves his hat A D This guy wasn't tellin' the truth when he said that that guy lies F#m D A His numbers went up anyway, and again when he apologized D A D A Any old thing can float, we're all in the same old boat D A You gotta strike the right note Bm A E Me and my pet goat are gonna vote A D A For four more beers, four more beers, four more beers D A If you're goin' down this fast what's the point in switchin' gears D A Here's three cheers for four more beers Bm E Amber nights will help assuage my fears A D This guy reads the news and that guy makes it up F#m D A If this guy wins on that guy's spin then I am givin' up A D That guy's former mistress says that this guy's just a crook F#m D A And those guys just all cut the line to have her sign her book D A D A There ain't no need to gloat, we're all in the same old boat D A You gotta strike the right note Bm A E Me and my pet goat are gonna vote A D A For four more beers, four more beers, for more beers D A When you don't know where you're goin' what's it matter who steers D A Here's three cheers for four more beers Bm E Bitter ales might wash away my tears D A And I wanna live in a swing state D A A perpetual state of swing D G#m Throw another couple of blogs on the fire B E While I revel in my bling...bling... A D There's that famous rock star singin' foreign policy F#m D A Who knew from those love songs he was on the G.E.D. A D Parks that brand new hybrid right beside his private jet F#m D A Revenues might improve when they tax the internet D A D A Any old thing can float, we're all in the same old bloat D A You gotta strike the right note Bm Me and my pet goat, we're gonna do it all by rote Bm A E Me and my pet goat are gonna vote A D A For four more beers, four more beers, four more beers D A When you're goin' down this fast what's the use in switchin' gears D A Here's three cheers for four more beers Bm E Amber nights will help assuage my fears Bm E A Bitter ales might wash away my tears http://rickmoranis.com/