Capo on IV CHORUS: G C G C Baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent G C You took all my credit cards G C My money's been spent G C You took out my Mercedes G C And brought it home with a dent G C D G Baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent G C Well, ever since i've known you D G You've been pretty loose G C Especially when you get on D G The Wild Turkey and the juice G C I gave you enough rope D G To hang yourself with that noose G F i'm gonna send you to Morocco C G To go on and cook up some cous-cous G Hey, hey CHORUS You deserved my foot But I gave you my hand You asked for a boy But I gave you a man I took you to the beach You said, "Ah, there's too much sand" I'm gonna send you to Beijing To go on and cook some moo goo gai pan Hey, hey CHORUS You said you were bored I said, "Hey, why not take up judo?" You busted my collar bone And you called me a puto I thought you were intellectual But you were just pseudo I'm gonna send you to Acapulco To go on and cook some menudo Odelay! CHORUS
